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    Thursday, January 20th, 2005
    1:54 pm
    my digital comicbook list
    Suicide Squad
    Neil Gaiman's Stardust
    Ranma
    All of Impulse
    Smax
    Top Ten
    Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
    X-babies
    Gigapack of random x-men titles, including such things as Pryde and Wisdom and Sabretooth's miniseries
    All of Young Justice and its specials and crossovers (sins of youth, spyboy)
    all of the first Martian Manhunter series and a miniseries
    Astro City
    Thessaly Witch for hire
    Uh, bondage fairies. wtf
    Batman - Superman - Wonder woman Trinity
    all of Transmetropolitan
    All of Harley Quinn (along with a couple one-shots and the cartoony thing with Ivy)
    Batman - The golden street of Gotham
    Y the last man
    The Question
    All of Sandman (but not endless nights : ( )
    Formerly Known as the justice league
    all of Barry Ween
    Fables (including last castle)
    Spyboy (all)
    Supergirl (all)
    MC2 (all except Spider Girl)
    JSA
    Books of Magic (this is over a gigabyte in size)
    DC Legends
    Alan Moore's Superman (it's just one issue. but it's big and good)
    Battle Pope
    DC Comics Presents (they took old comicbook cracky covers and gave them stories to tie in)
    DCU Holiday Bash
    Misc Gotham comics (near a gigabyte of these)
    All of Hellboy
    Identity Crisis
    Invincible
    Monday, August 9th, 2004
    2:10 pm
    5 things that didn't happen to Theoden Ednew

    Grima doesn't go to Saruman

    Eomund doesn't die

    He doesn't come back to Rohan

    He helps Eowyn slay the wraithking, but Merry dies

    Thengel had five daughters, not four and one son

    random snippets thereof )
    Monday, July 5th, 2004
    7:22 am
    Superboy/Impulse

    Author's note: I'm never going to progress beyond g-rated slash, I can tell. This story features (mostly explained) references to moments in Superboy's comic near its end. Just to explain that I didn't just make up the dream stuff.


    Disclaimer: Belongs to DC. Except Ohio.


    Warnings: None. G-rated. Vaguely Kon/Bart.


     


     


    Saving Ohio


    by Rosencrantz


     


     


    Once upon a time there was a little speedster. His name was Bart. He used to be called Impulse, but then he had one too many head injuries and changed it to Kid Flash.

    He had a great many friends that he used to adventure with, but for various reasons many of them had gone off and all he had now were three. There was Cassie, who was a wonder and a Wonder Girl and just his favourite girl, and Tim, who was Robin who was very smart and seemed to twitch when around Bart, but Bart was sure it was affection.

    And then there was Kon.

    Kon, who was currently being *very* unappreciative of Bart's attempts to let him share the glory of breaking the biggest mystical crime syndicate that Ohio had ever seen.

    Stupid Kon.

    "Look, Impu--"

    "Kid Flash"

    "... Look, Impulse, it's just a plastic horse. With a picture on its butt. It is not a symbol of a dark underground."

    "UnderGOD, Superboy."

    "Whatever," said Kon.

    "But, but..." Bart zoomed around Kon, giving him puppy eyes from every angle. "It's big! It's dangerous! We need to save the Ohions!"

    "I think they're called Ohioans and why don't you go bother Robin or Cassie?"

    "because I want your help."

    "Did they turn you down?"

    Bart went fuzzy, disappeared, and reappeared. "They have now. Come on come on come on come on."

    "I've got homework to do..." Kon began before he realized what he was saying.

    "Pleeeeas--" said Bart before getting snatched up by Kon and flown out a window towards Ohio.


    *--*

    "so. Petal Blossom is a sign of the coming Ohio apocalypse, is it?" Kon said, holding up a package with a gaily coloured plastic pony inside.

    "You gotta invert the symbol and you'll see! It was in this really dusty book in the library that sortagotdamagedbutIpaidforitlateranyway.It'sasymbolofthearavagerwhocomesforou---"

    "That's nice, Bart. It's kinda cute. Do you think Cass would like it?"

    "You're missing the point!" Bart wailed. Behind him, a row of ponies glowed ominously.

    "You're right. I should get her something that says 'I respect you, but I also respect your femininity and your need for extra accessories'," said Kon as he leaned down to peruse a shelf. "How's this one? It has a little raincoat."

    "That one summons the eater of children."

    "Oh, you like it? Good."

    Bart opened his mouth to explain that he could just solve this all on his own if Kon was going to be like that when the first darts hit.

    When he finally closed his mouth, he was in a ten by ten room, with Kon on top of him drooling slightly.

    "I knew it."

    "Ten more minutes, mrs. kent..."

    "Wake up! You've been drugged!"

    "You have very bony knees, you know that, Imp?"

    "We've been kidnapped. I should have left a note. Max always told me to leave a note."

    "Did he?"

    "Well, he would have if it had ever come up."

    "I really have to go to the bathroom..." muttered Kon sleepily as he stood up and swayed. There didn't appear to be a chamberpot or a far enough away corner. Bart's blood ran cold.

    Kon fell over and passed out again, saving Bart from finding out his solution. Quickly he shoved his comatose partner in crime-fighting into a far corner, watched him rebound from the force of it and started pacing in a attempt to figure out what to do next. He was distressed to discover he couldn't even leave a groove in the floor and when he tried to vibrate through the walls, all he recieved for his troubles was a bloody nose and a swollen lip.

    After performing the human rubber ball imitation a few more times, Bart curled up to heal. Beside him, Kon made little sleeping noises.

    "Bart...."

    "We are in enemy territory. Who knows who could be listening. I am Kid Flash."

    "...I'm going back to sleep. I had two Cassies in there."

    Bart twitched.

    "Is there really pink elephants in the room?" Kon asked dreamily.

    A pair of yellow eyes and far too much messy brown hair appeared over his face. "Are you hallucinating? Are you dying? DO YOU SEE A BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT? Stay away from it!"

    "...wow you're pretty. Have I mentioned this?" slurred Kon, reaching up for Bart's face.

    "Yes. The last few times you were drugged and incoherent," Bart said and vibrated. "Are you better yet? We have to break free and save the great state of Ohio."

    "What did you do those other times?"

    "I told Robin you were talking about him."

    "...oh you little basta--"

    "You are better! Please let go of my throat!"

    Kon squeezed. Bart squeaked. The room filled with gas again.

    *--*

    "You know, I've seen you in enough bunny costumes to last me for the rest of my life now."

    Bart ignored him and spun in a circle trying to get a good look at his back. "Is this what it feels like to be Wonder Woman?"

    "I'm going to go ask them to drug us again."

    "No! That's giving in to their insane demands!"

    "They haven't given us any demands, they've just put you in a playboy bunny costume."

    "It could be a demand. In um, their evil sinister languag--I'm going to be traumatized if I think about this."

    Kon sat down and tried not to look at Bart. This was a bad time for laughter. Bart hit faster. Bart had informed him that he was on 'the edge'. Kon wasn't entirely sure that he knew what he was talking about, but was willing to give Bart the benefit of the doubt.

    He'd say that Bart didn't look too bad, but he'd had enough questioning about how he identified Impulse in his mind to really want to say anything outloud when he could still repress.

    "In any case, this is all part of their plan. Their evil plan. As detailed in the points program pamphlet in the back of the boxes."

    "Their evil plan is you with bunny ears and frilly...cloth items."

    "Yes. It's insidious."

    "No more knock out gas for you."

    "They need a sacrifice, you see."

    "Oh. Of course. Perfect sense."

    "I don't think you're taking this as seriously as you could, Superboy."

    "I'm just going slowly insane. Please stop um, stretching."

    "I need to be prepared at any moment."

    Bart abruptly began pacing again. "We need a plan. When they drag me up to the volcano, you should find some way to destroy their plant of evil while my death distracts them."

    "Why doesn't Robin ever have days like this?" Kon said bemusedly.

    Bart was suddenly crouching down beside Kon. "Do you understand the plan?"

    "Um, they open the door and we run?"

    "No! Death! Noble sacrifice!"

    "It's Ohio."

    Kon paused.

    "It's Ohio and it has a volcano?" he said.

    "It's a underground volcano. There's a complex evil civilization living under Ohio."

    "And you found this out in a public library?"

    "The power of books, old chum."

    "Why didn't you ever mention this before?"

    Bart shrugged. "It never came up."

    "You know, Cas--" Kon caught Bart's deathglare. "Wonder Girl would have had a better plan than 'watch me die'."

    "It's a perfectly good plan. Now, the plant of evil will be spewing out bright happy pink horses... you must follow this trail and use your laser vision or something."

    "...did I tell you I could do that now?"

    Bart waved his hand dismissively. "I've been watching you. I get bored."

    "...I feel violated."

    "Do you?"

    "Not really, I just felt I should say that. Okay, I watch you die, do a little victory jig and destroy the plant?"

    "You aren't intending to do a thing I said, are you."

    "No. I think I can break open the door, actually. I've been testing it while you plotted your suicide. Being in a bunnysuit isn't the end of the world, you know."

    "It's very drafty, okay. And you're going to tell Robin and Wonder Girl."

    "Of course I am. And Cyborg and Beast Boy. But that's not the point. I've dreamt about you like that anyway."

    "...waaay too much sharing, Kon."

    "No, it was just a guilt thing about you dying and stuff. Really."

    "..."

    Kon decided that was the time to blow up the door, grab Bart and flee.

    *--*

    "I thought Shirley Temple grew up, Bart," Kon looked glassy-eyed over his soda. "I...I should have believed you."

    Patting Kon on the shoulder, Bart could only look pitying.

    "Um, where were you two?" asked Cassie, looking up from her homework.

    "Saving Ohio."

    "Fighting a mutant Shirley Temple who intended to eat our souls in a pink plastic extravaganza of gore."

    "Shut up, Kon."

    "This was all your fault!"

    "Oh, Robin? Kon got drugged and said you were pretty again."

    "Great." Robin didn't even look up from his computer.

    "I did not! I said you were! I always have!"

    There was a pause.

    "When I'm suffering from delusions and drugs and possibly head injuries, of course."

    The pause continued.

    "I hate everyone in the whole world right now."

    Robin subtly slid away from him.

    "He dreams about me in bunny costumes," said Bart cheerily.

    Kon whimpered and buried his face in his hands.

    "I'm trying to get some work done, can you two be weird somewhere else?" Cassie said, frowning at her papers.

    Bart handed her a small plastic package with a pink horse staring out with a vacant smile. "Hey, Kon got you this."

    "Oooh. It has a little raincoat and everything."

    "What happened to you needing to work?"

    "Raincoat!"

    "And what happened to it being a symbol of the dark undergod?"

    "We defeated the dark undergod, Kon," said Bart patronizingly. "Remember? The one that looked like a pound puppy?"

    "...ah." Kon blinked. "Wait, no. You said the dark undergod was the one that looked like a cabbage patch kid. You know, the one that took a chunk out of my costume."

    "I was confused."

    Cassie finished unpacking the accessories. "Why are you still here?"

    "Because I've had a long day, I've fought menaces of the underworld, had to endure Imp doing aerobics in frilly... cloth items, and this couch is very comfortable."

    "I do more before noon," Robin said.

    "Shut up."

    Bart flopped down beside Kon and beamed at him. "We saved Ohio!"

    "Yes, yes we did. Please go away before I hurt you."

    "So... dreaming about me?"

    "Guilt! It was guilt! It was followed by a soldier singing about necrophilia!"

    "And this was when I was in a coma?"

    "...yes."

    "Cassie!"

    "Go away. Both of you. Go take Bart out for soda like a good kansas boy, Kon."

    "Fine! I will!" Kon stood up, dragging Bart by his hand to the door before it occured to him what Cassie meant. He looked down. Bart batted his eyelashes. Kon said: "Screw it." and flew off with Bart in tow.


     


    end.

    Sunday, February 23rd, 2003
    5:01 pm
    Sometimes stories start in many places.

    It may have started when Ruby Broadbeam was nearly crushed by a scared horse when she darted beneath it after stealing the owner's wallet.

    It may have started when a young man raised among the Haradrim wondered if maybe there was something else in his life he could be doing.

    And it may have started when one of the princesses of Gondor decided she did not want to spend her life doing embroidery and sitting on the sidelines.

    But it definitely started the day the Entwives left.

    Just because it took years and years for the rest of the story to follow is a completely seperate matter.
    Friday, February 21st, 2003
    12:29 pm
    “Welcome to Fangorn Forest, Theoden.”

    Theoden looked up from his horse nervously. “I thought my father said…”

    Elfhild laughed, a high pretty noise that made Theoden blush. “There’s nothing in here we can’t outrun.” Even in the face of Theoden’s disbelieving look she continued to grin.

    “If we get eaten by something, I am never going anywhere with you again,” he said.

    “Then you’d better move fast!” Elfhild cried, urging her horse into a gallop and into the woods. Theoden yelped as his horse bolted after.

    Elfhild had decided, mostly around the point her mother had commented on how much time the prince spent looking at her with a faraway look on his face, that if he was ever going to propose (as her mother would suggest often and hopefull) that she might as well beat him into a proper Rohirrim first.

    The prince had begun showing definite unease whenever she suggested an ‘innocent’ activity.

    “Slow down! I can,” Theoden made a whimpering noise and clung to the reins tighter as his horse leapt over a large root, “barely stay on!”

    “It’s a race, Theoden! Try and keep up!” she called back. Her father had often chastised her for not referring to the prince (or any of his sisters) by any sort of title. Elfhild, for her part, had made the attempt but gave up after she had been unable to call Theoden ‘my lord’ with a straight face. His demands to know what she’d been smiling about had just sent her into giggles. So Theoden had remained Theoden and that had been the end of it.

    “I don’t want a contest on who can break their neck the fastest!”

    “Then,” she turned her head quickly to flash him another grin, “it’s a good thing I got to choose!” Watch out for the branches!”

    Any response Theoden had been going to give her was blocked by him receiving a branchful of leaves to the face.
    Thursday, November 21st, 2002
    3:06 pm
    It had rained earlier in the morning so the ground was just the right sort of mud to stick to your feet and never let go no matter how hard you tried. Everywhere was the sound of people getting things finished and children making sure that it would take even longer to get them done. Denethor resisted the urge to flatten himself against the wall to hide and then make his escape. He had to stay and question the blond barbarian what he’d done to his friend, first.

    “Why do you keep looking at me like that,” Théoden asked as he tried to rub some mud off his foot with a rock.

    “No reason. Why aren’t you wearing shoes?”

    Théoden shrugged and tossed the rock at a post. “Too much mud. Now. What parts of lovely scenic Rohan do I have left to show you?”

    “Well, there are your sisters,” Denethor said before ducking just in time to miss a clot of mud. “Jealous?”

    “Quiet, you.”

    They’d been touring Meduseld since a bit after the rain stopped and so far Denethor hadn’t seen why Théoden hadn’t just stormed back into Minas Tirith like he said he was going to, when he, his mother and his sisters went to Rohan to join his father. If Denethor squinted, it even looked like Théoden liked the place.

    Denethor had been here for a few days and he still had not adjusted to what Théoden looked like now. It had only been a year or so since he’d left, but his curly hair had been allowed to grow out into a semi-straight blond mop and he’d grown a little. Not much, but just enough to surprise Denethor.

    “You’re staring at me again. Do you need a drink or something?” Théoden looked down from where he’d begun to climb a hitching post.

    “No, and get down from there. What I need is out of the sun and for you to stay still and actually talk to me for five minutes. You’ve been racing me around since I got here.”

    Théoden looked blank.

    “Just. Inside. I’ll explain when I’m not afraid I’m going to be run down by the small beasts you call children,” said Denethor.

    “You used to call me a beast too. Back when you were of the wise old age of ten and I was a mere stripling of six,” Théoden said mournfully. “The vastness of experience stretching between us—“

    “Be quiet. I stopped that.”

    “Eventually.”

    **

    Denethor was honest, in the end. He’d come over to drag Théoden back to Gondor. If Thengel had managed to stay there on his own at the same age as Théoden, Denethor was positive the son could too. And it was all for Théoden’s benefit, of course. He couldn’t possibly be happy here. Where it was too muddy to wear shoes and the most powerful possession was a horse. There were better things, Denethor was sure.

    And he told Théoden as much.

    He was now sitting outside a locked door demanding that Théoden let him in. Théoden’s older sister had come past a few minutes ago with some food for Denethor which he hadn’t touched but had tried to use as a bribe to get Théoden out of his damned room.

    “Stop sulking and get out here!” yelled Denethor, hitting the door again.

    The door seemed to glare at him. He glared back.

    After a bit of this, the door creaked open and Théoden poked his head out. “I’m not sulking.”

    “Yes you are. You’re sulking because I dared say something against this lot of barbarians you seem to have adopted.”

    “I am one of those ‘barbarians’.”

    “You are not. You’re a man of Gondor. Boy of Gondor. Something.” Denethor thought for a moment. “You’re only half and half, anyway. There’s hope.”

    “Do you ever listen to yourself?”

    The door shut again.

    Denethor cursed and tried to make himself comfortable on the floor. Teenagers, he couldn’t stand them.

    **

    “Still here?”

    Denethor looked up and shrugged. Nóniel, Théoden’s sister, had shown up with more food. Setting it down in front of him, she slid down to sit.

    “Théoden must be lucky to have a friend who comes miles and miles just to tell him his home is filled with unwashed...barbarians, I think he said,” she said with a smirk. At Denethor’s raised eyebrow, she continued. “There’s another door inside. He’s been in the kitchen for most of this. Keeps asking me to make sure you get fed.”

    Denethor blinked.

    After a moment, he laughed and let his head fall back on the door. “And has he been getting reports from you?”

    Nóniel nodded. “Someone had to. He kept flittering around trying to guess what you were thinking. You feel sorry yet?”

    “I have no idea what I’ve done.”

    “Good enough.” Nóniel picked herself up and dusted off her skirt. Leaving Denethor to his food, she walked back off, presumably to give her brother an update.

    **

    “You’ve been here all day,” commented Théoden as he came back to open the door, this time from the right side. “I would have thought you’d come down to the kitchens to find me.”

    “It’s easier to sit here then chase after a headstrong boy,” Denethor answered.

    “Boy?”

    “You could have just complained like a normal person instead of storming off and locking your door.”

    Théoden blushed. Turning his head away, he waved Denethor into his room. “You were acting like a prat all day. I was sick of it.”

    “Better. See? No door slamming,” Denethor glanced down the hall then leaned closer to Théoden. “Besides, it’s not becoming of a prince to throw tantrums just because his country is fit only for horses, not people.” He ducked barely in time to avoid Théoden’s hand.

    “You stop doing that. Now.”

    “Ducking?”

    Denethor hid a smile as Théoden groaned in frustration. Sliding his arms around Théoden’s shoulders, he spoke.

    “Fine. I’m sorry. No more teasing, as right as I am,” he said as he rested his chin in the crook of Théoden’s shoulder and neck. “It’s boring in Minas Tirith without you. I still want you to ask your father if you can go back to at least finish the lessons you’d started there. It would be nice for Rohan to have a ruler that can at least read.”

    Théoden shrugged Denethor off, looking uncomfortable. “They can read. And you’re doing it again.”

    “So sorry,” Denethor frowned and tried to collect Théoden up in his arms again. Once again, the prince moved just out of reach.

    “Fine. I have to send some letters out. I will see you later,” Denethor gave a fake bow and stormed out of Théoden’s room.

    **

    Théoden and Denethor spent the course of the supper avoiding talking to each other.

    **

    It wasn’t raining the next day, but the sky hung low with a threat. Théoden had finally found Denethor in the stables, apparently having a staring contest with his father’s horse.

    Denethor didn’t bother to look up.

    “This has been a wasted trip.”

    “Look, I’m sorry.”

    “For?”

    “I don’t know,” said Théoden miserably. “But I am.”

    “You acted like I was carrying a plague,” Denethor grumbled. “Which I’m not, just to assure you.”

    Théoden didn’t answer, but rested on the railing beside Denethor.

    “You know. I came here to see you. And I was surprised by a lot of things. Your hair, for one,” he waved his hand at Théoden’s shoulder-length hair. “Braids my arse. Your parents just wanted another girl to go with the army they’ve already amassed.”

    Théoden tucked his hair behind his ears and avoided meeting Denethor’s eyes.

    “See, someone gave me a very pretty speech right before they left Minas Tirith. And I was hoping he would stick to what he said instead of suddenly changing his mind without giving me the slightest reason. Is that why you’ve been running me ragged? Yesterday was the first time I’d managed to get you alone,” said Denethor. “Well?”

    “Um.”

    Denethor sighed and went back to staring at the horse. By this point he was beginning to believe he could see sparks of intelligence in it. More so then the people around him, in any case.

    “Well?” he asked again.

    Théoden leaned forward to pet the horse’s nose. “This is my father’s, you know. He’s named Starrunner. I always thought it was a silly name.”

    “Just answer the question because I doubt you can come up with a story with an even remotely applicable ending.”

    “Fine. I don’t know what changed, but I’m not that interested anymore. It feels…odd. I answered. Happy?” snapped Théoden, before he ducked back at Denethor’s glare.

    “No, I’m not. How does someone go from satisfied to odd?” said Denethor, twisting some straw in his hands. “And you could have told me before I wasted my time coming here.”

    “I wasn’t sure!”

    “Of course not. You weren’t to begin with and I had to put up with you changing your mind every few weeks before you declared everything with a promise. Great promise.”

    A long silence.

    “Maybe we shouldn’t be talking about this where anyone can come in,” Théoden said, finally.

    “If you trust me in your bedroom, that should be private enough.”

    “Don’t be like that,” Théoden pleaded.

    Denethor only shrugged and walked off in the direction of the living quarters.

    **

    “You actually told your father.”

    “Um. Yes.”

    “It didn’t occur to you how dangerous that could have been?”

    Théoden shrugged weakly. “He’s my father. He wouldn’t have done anything bad.”

    “To you. But what about me? He could have came after me calling me a rapist of all things for touching his son and gaah. And apparently he did do something bad. Talk to you so long you lost track of what were your own thoughts!” Denethor stormed around Théoden’s room, resisting the urge to throw something. Possibly at Théoden.

    “He had a point. What were you planning, anyway? Come here and sweep me off my feet right back to Gondor and you? How long could something like that last!” Théoden yelled back.

    “It could have! I would have found a way. Some people actually think.”

    “If I can’t think, can’t decide, hell, apparently can’t read or pass as a civilized human being why do you want it to?”

    “Because you could! I don’t know what this place did to you, but I don’t like it.”

    “It didn’t do anything to me. I just grew up a little.”

    Denethor bit back a reply and settled for glaring.

    “I did,” said Théoden insistently.

    “Hardly.”

    “How angry are you?”

    “Goodbye, Théoden.”

    Denethor ignored Théoden’s further apologies as he went down to see how long it would take to be ready to leave.

    **

    Théoden had tried to find him for a talk several times in the next day and each time Denethor had rebuffed it, getting a little satisfaction in showing Théoden what it had been like. He knew he was being petty but what Theoden had said was sticking with him, not the least the bit where he’d asked how Denethor would have made it last.

    Denethor had been thinking on it since Theoden had first yelled it, thinking that if he could present a plan, a clear one, maybe Theoden would change his mind. He felt he was allowed a bit of optimism.

    **

    The door slammed shut.

    “Finally. You can’t get out without going through me, Denethor,” said Theoden, spread-eagling himself on the door.

    “What do you want?” sighed Denethor. “Changed your mind again?”

    Theoden shook his head. “No. But I came to apologize.”

    “You’ve already apologized. Repeatedly. I didn’t accept any of them.”

    “Still going to keep trying until you do.”

    “I won’t accept anything, Theoden. Just go,” Denethor turned his head and returned to his packing, trusting the prince to leave.

    Instead he suddenly had an armful of Theoden who was making a beeline for his mouth. Denethor pulled his head back.

    “This isn’t an apology, Theoden.”

    “You said you wasted your trip. I’m trying to make up for that.” A kiss on his shoulder, then Theoden’s mouth moved up to his neck.

    “That isn’t what I wanted out of this.”

    “Then what did you want?” Theoden said in a plaintive voice.
    10:56 am
    It had rained earlier in the morning so the ground was just the right sort of mud to stick to your feet and never let go no matter how hard you tried. Everywhere was the sound of people getting things finished and children making sure that it would take even longer to get them done. Denethor resisted the urge to flatten himself against the wall to hide and then make his escape. He had to stay and question the blond barbarian what he’d done to his friend, first.

    “Why do you keep looking at me like that,” Theoden asked as he tried to rub some mud off his foot with a rock.

    “No reason. Why aren’t you wearing shoes?”

    Theoden shrugged and tossed the rock at a post. “Too much mud. Now. What parts of lovely scenic Rohan do I have left to show you?”

    “Well, there are your sisters,” Denethor said before ducking just in time to miss a clot of mud. “Jealous?”

    “Quiet, you.”

    They’d been touring Meduseld since a bit after the rain stopped and so far Denethor hadn’t seen why Theoden hadn’t just stormed back into Minas Tirith like he said he was going to, when he, his mother and his sisters went to Rohan to join his father. If Denethor squinted, it even looked like Theoden liked the place.

    Denethor had been here for a few days and he still had not adjusted to what Theoden looked like now. It had only been a year or so since he’d left, but his curly hair had been allowed to grow out into a semi-straight blond mop and he’d grown a little. Not much, but just enough to surprise Denethor.

    “You’re staring at me again. Do you need a drink or something?” Theoden looked down from where he’d begun to climb a hitching post.

    “No, and get down from there. What I need is out of the sun and for you to stay still and actually talk to me for five minutes. You’ve been racing me around since I got here.”

    Theoden looked blank.

    “Just. Inside. I’ll explain when I’m not afraid I’m going to be run down by the small beasts you call children,” said Denethor.

    “You used to call me a beast too. Back when you were of the wise old age of ten and I was a mere stripling of six,” Theoden said mournfully. “The vastness of experience stretching between us—“

    “Be quiet. I stopped that.”

    “Eventually.”


    Denethor was honest, in the end. He’d come over to drag Theoden back to Gondor. If Thengel had managed to stay there on his own at the same age as Theoden, Denethor was positive the son could too. And it was all for Theoden’s benefit, of course. He couldn’t possibly be happy here. Where it was too muddy to wear shoes and the most powerful possession was a horse. There were better things, Denethor was sure.

    And he told Theoden as much.

    He was now sitting outside a locked door demanding that Theoden let him in. Theoden’s younger sister had come past a few minutes ago with some food for Denethor which he hadn’t touched but had tried to use as a bribe to get Theoden out of his damned room.
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